Monkeysoft executive: Why are we called Monkeysoft? I mean, what the (bleep)? We don't sell monkeys!
Elderly executive: You're a new guy, heh! Ha, ha. We used to sell monkeys back in the day, but those bosses wanted more rotten darn sales!
Monkeysoft executive: So?
Elderly executive: We started sellin' computers.
Monkeysoft executive: Why are we still called Monkeysoft, then?
Elderly executive: They're too lazy to change the (bleep)in' sign.