Blindbeard the Pirate is Patrick's pirate version.
- I'm Blindbeard the Pirate
- Arr! Captain! Arr! I think! Arr! He's trying to say! Arr! Land.
- I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks.
- I think that.
- I don't know. How are you going to spend your share, Spongebob?
- One for all!