Blindbeard the Pirate is Patrick's pirate version.


  • I'm Blindbeard the Pirate
  • Arr! Captain! Arr! I think! Arr! He's trying to say! Arr! Land.
  • I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks.
  • I think that.
  • Wow!
  • I don't know. How are you going to spend your share, Spongebob?
  • One for all!