Bears is the first page of Chromepages.
Chromebolt: Hello, audience!
(tomato is thrown at Chromebolt)
Chromebolt: HEY. WHO DID THAT. WHATEVER. GET THE TOMATO CANNON.
(a cannon pops up from the ground and shoots tomatoes at the guy who threw the tomato)
Chromebolt: Any more QUESTIONS, Guy?
(Chromebolt puts his hand on the cannon)
Chromebolt: TOO BAD. (launches tomatoes at Guy)
(2 hours later)
(The tomato cannon is still shooting tomatoes at the guy)
(6 hours later)
(The tomato cannon is still going)
(24 hours later)
(The tomato cannon is still shooting)
(Ehhh... what? I lost count, but I'm sure it's been a pretty long time)
(The tomato cannon finally stops)
Guy: Ehhh... (eats one of the tomatoes)
Chromebolt: Anyways, lions and tigers and bears?
Voice: OH MY
Chromebolt: The lions and tigers were reported to have died, like, 5 hours ago. So now there's only the bear. I WILL HUNT THIS BEAR.
(a piece of cheese is thrown)
Chromebolt: GET THE CHEESE CANNON!
(a really long time later)
Chromebolt: Okay, where were we? AND NOW BEHOLD. THE PORTAL GUN I STOLE FROM CHELL.
(Chell shows up)
Chromebolt: Hey, Chell. Want a million dollars? Either say yes or no.
Chromebolt: Hehe. (Chell is crushed)
(2 minutes later)
(IN DA WILD OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT ANYWAYS)
(a stuffed bear is thrown at Chromebolt)
Chromebolt: NOT FUNNY. GET THE STUFFED BEAR CANNON.
Guy: NO! NO!
(The Chosen One shows up)
Chromebolt: HEY THERE STICK FIGURE WANT A MILLION DOLLARS.
The Chosen One: Yes.
Chromebolt: AWWWWW YOU CAN ACTUALLY TALK.
(The Chosen One explodes)
(The bear shows up)
Chromebolt: Hey, nice crappy costume. You got the tail and everything, not brushed teeth, really nice. I love the little nose, you got that zipper on your back and everything- oh wait.
(screaming sounds, ripping noises and glass shatters are heard)